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... Thanksgiving dinner with your daughters. Then I got drunk and cried myself to sleep. Did you know...
... as it feels good." "Kind of like old drunk sailors," Pitts said, just loud enough for Melody...
.... "It was my wedding day, they got me drunk," he said, "why else would I bed such...
..., well, more shock them really. And when she's drunk, you can imagine that she gets a little...
... talking. By this time we were both really drunk. Joanne then slid out of her float and...
... soft bed. "You know Sally, I'm not as drunk as you think." I just blinked. I've been...
... even went to the bar, she had already drunk a quart of milk back at home. With...
..., he couldn’t explain it; he wasn’t drunk when he fell to sleep those few hours...
... better not spill anything; I want it all drunk down!” Next, the lady remarked, “ Here it comes...
... would be nice." "Bad, huh?" "My father's a drunk, my mother's a whore. Neither has kissed me...
... it to happen, but it did. I'd been drunk and tired and that night at the party...
... about you?" I must have been a little drunk because I took this the wrong way and...
... with a final caution not to get to drunk or the day would not be very pleasant...
... always do that cliche about how she was drunk and didn't know what she was doing. Her...
... she fancied herself a slut. Before she got drunk and told her husband, Mac, she'd marry him...
... walked around, totally un-concerned, chatting and flirting. Drunk guys were starting to try to fondle her...
... of the guys houses. She said they got drunk, and the next thing she knew, she was...
... over Alyson!" Karen commanded. I was too pussy-drunk to argue. I slammed Alyson a couple more...
... moaned together from one room to the next, drunk on cheap beer. One of those fuck-fests...